Gladiators at the Gas Station

To the 2 gladiators involved in the shouting match at the gas station tonight...thank you for the evening's entertainment.

Opponent #1 - It was obvious to this semi-interested bystander that your so-called taste in music was not meant for all off the free world to listen to. So in the future, please reduce the volume on your "Mosh Pit of Love" CD before entering a public area, like a gas station.

Opponent #2 - This again semi-interested bystander is relieved that Opponent #1 showed restraint when you flashed your "Bird" gang sign to him. It was apparent that anyone of the 8 or 9 tattoos on his left forearm alone would have been able to cause you such pain that only a doctor could cure it. So go back the burbs and listen to your bubble gum pop music and leave the head banging to the professionals (or ones with more hearing loss.)

Deepest Regards...
The Semi-Interested Bystander.